It begins..

[Buckrub]

Took the wives out and they absolutely murdered them on ultralights and jigs. I played with the flyrod and quit counting @ 25. We kept a mess for supper and put the rest back. Always nice when the flesh is still quivering when you drop it in the grease.. Wow, I didn't read Fifty Shades.. is that description in there anywhere?

You have wives?????????