And here we have, in it's native habitat, a creature who will never be able to be successfully engaged in Holy Matrimony. Genus - Jiminus Cluelessnutorum.
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"