LOL !Originally Posted by Arty
Sunny has done hacked into No-tills account !
LOL !Sunny has done hacked into No-tills account !
I could not begin to even tell you what a plant pathologist is!
My input is "I'm fat and eat lots of stuff".
For once I agree with Bucky!!! (he's fat and eats lots of stuff!)
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
Lord - I got on the scale today for the first time in a couple years. I have to lose 20 pounds to get back to where I thought I was too heavy.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
I have no clothes. This is serious. I need thumper ' s hand me downs
Touche!
They wouldn't look right on ya' Bucky ... the crotch area is all stretched out.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
lol.. Ah - the "jar". Back when we had the bar.. I spent much of the first few years as "night" bartender. Because we were also a restaurant (at least until 9:00 pm, or so), we tried to hold the f-bombs down to a minimum. Had a gal, late 20s, nurse.. who couldn't tell you what color the sky was without dropping the bomb. I warned her a night or two ahead I was establishing a "jar". First night - first bomb - "I said that will be a quarter." In typical "kid" smart-ass mode, she threw me a fiver and said, "let me know when I've used that up." "Ha-Ha" - grin - grin -elbow her buddy. *Then* in a stroke of brilliance, I told the rest of the crowd, when we got enough in the jar to buy the house a round, we'd drink it up. (Not just her - anyone) So now, I have 30 people listening instead of just me.
Last edited by HideHunter; 07-30-2015 at 10:19 PM.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
Well the F bomb is my favorite .....
lol.. Yeah - well that's been 25 years ago.. Nothing's cheap anymore.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
I knew there was a reason I instantly bonded with nofuckingtill right the fuck away. I'm going to get my quarters, Sunny. Chill.
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
I never quite got "numb" to it. I'd say I'd rather not see it used in polite company - but with the "younger" crowd, the gals are every bit as bad - or worse. I personally use it occasionally - for emphasis - I'd say "shock value" but that ship has sailed.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
From GMOs to swearing. Sex can't be far behind.
BKB
If you keep a bag of beans under the bed, and put a bean into a jar everytime you have sex for the first year......then after the first year take a bean out of the jar each time.....you will die with beans in the jar.
Close Bucky ... but the your wording is a bit off.
If you keep a bag of beans under the bed, and put a bean into a jar everytime you have sex for the first year......then after the first year take a bean out of the jar each time..... IF YOU'RE MARRIED, you will die with beans in the jar.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
That makes no damn sense what so ever...... and to think you were a math teacher.....right ?
Ummm, makes sense to me.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
uh - yep - me too.. Clear as a bell
I like sex.. wife doesn't.. took her 44 years but I think she's going to win...
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
So roughly, as I try to grasp where y'all are comeing from. how many times do you think you did it the first year ?
More than all the rest combined!
Even if you used just 20 years as the length of the marriage, if you did it once a week over that remaining 19 years, you'd do it 988 times. To beat that, the first year you'd have to do it 2.7 times a day EVERY single day of the year. Drop that to once a month over the 19 and you'd still have a hard time doing it every single day like you'd have to in order to beat that.
I think you're full of shit.
BKB
Thank you...... we agree again !
i'm still searching for something Bucky said that I can agree with. i'm running out of time.
BKB
Geezz! We cant pretend or have fun around here with you two bubble busters!!!!
I'm sitting here wondering if you ever agreed with anyone?
I liked it better when they were fighting.. Thump and Big Sky too, for that matter.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
We'll get back crossed up ...... lol I'm just glad there is some hope !I liked it better when they were fighting.. Thump and Big Sky too, for that matter.
An average of 2.7 times/day is about normal ... isn't it?
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
I'm .7 off today if it is .....An average of 2.7 times/day is about normal ... isn't it?
The day's not over yet!
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
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