Quote Originally Posted by HideHunter View Post
Nope - a lion taco is a bargain at $35.. but if you are *really feeling flush, here's a another "bargain" from the same outfit:

"Lion Penis with Set of Rocky Mountain Oysters

Regular price: $25,000.00

Sale price: $10,000.00"

See - a lion is like one of Thump's outboards.. $50, 000 is doable of you "part it out".
Ha HA! Remind me to pull some pics I took when my SEAL bud and I snuck into Burma ... errr, make that Myanmar now .... a few years back. All my pics are on 3 1/2" floppies, so I have to re-scan anything I want to post here ... I ain't gots no floppy drive. (Ok, time for the smart-asses to start with the "floppy" jokes)

Hint: I could buy lion penis for a few bucks on the street. This cute little Burmese gal gave me a small sample and said it would make my pecker really "stand-up" and take notice!