I think I might trust my luck with fishing poles today, considering its Friday the 13th and all.
Good luck all you hunters out there! I know Captain is sitting in a duck blind and should be limited out about now. And Hank is likely in the deer stand already this morning. Witchng hour for deer was an hour or so ago.
Don't know of anyone else out and about.
Y'all be careful out there! Watch for UFOs!
BKB
Well, as soon as I finish paying bills, and fixing my neighbor's carport door, I'm outta here, too....crappie fishing until noon, then squirrel hunting with Sandy until 3pm, then calling a yote or two until dark....and, if a dough-ball happens to appear, I might chunk some lead at her, but I doubt it.
Southern Gentleman
Deer season opens tomorrow for me. This is my last day of work for the month so I'm gonna be spending a lot of time sitting in a tree stand for the next couple of weeks.
"Never try to fight an Old Dude. If you win, there's no glory; if you lose, your reputation is shot."
Rut is in here in Ohio big time!
Opening day here tomorrow and my lease is under eight inches of water with another 4-5 inches coming Monday and Tuesday
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Carport door???Originally Posted by Big Muddy
Yep dufus, her carport door, and she can call it whatever she wants to....it's her house door, which opens into her carport....and, yes, it's a carport, not a garage....there's no garage door....and, no I ain't boinking her....her 275 pound Mississippi Bureau of Investigation husband is working out of town, and might not approve.
Last edited by Big Muddy; 11-13-2015 at 02:25 PM.
Southern Gentleman
You beat me to it thump^ hahaha
I tell boff of you azzclowns what....ya'll boff come down here, and tell her husband that his wife is a dumb redhead.
Southern Gentleman
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it?
And why would anyone put a door on a Carport?
Haha, Airbud, you been watching too much of Steven Wright on the Comedy Channel....go take a stiff drink, man.
Here's one of his latest ones: """If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?"""
Last edited by Big Muddy; 11-13-2015 at 04:44 PM.
Southern Gentleman
Hey Muddy I remember Steven Wright back in the day/funny guy...Is he still doing stand up?
Yep, funny and weird little guy....sorta dropped off the radar last couple of years.
Last edited by Big Muddy; 11-13-2015 at 08:42 PM.
Southern Gentleman
It makes me really feel old when some yay-hoo says he remembers Stephen Wright from 'back in the day'.
Whippersnapper.
BKB
Who's Stephen Wright?
Old man Wright's boy.
Wilbur and Orville's hermaphrodite son....they had a three-some with a midget ho on a airplane wing.
Southern Gentleman
Now that's quotable.Wilbur and Orville's hermaphrodite son....they had a three-some with a midget ho on a airplane wing.
Well done, Edward.
BKb
Gun over fishing pole all the time. I fish until there is gun season. If I had a reliable predator and hawg hunt place I guess I would never fish...
With age wisdom will come, grasshopper.
BKB
Firearms...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke
1985...To young for you Thump
Back at work today after four days at hunt camp. Saw some deer, but nothing legal that was worth shooting. I sure do wish I was going to end today like I did yesterday...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke
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