I'm thinking there's something that smells good in that cork. Once the little SOB's step off the towel they can't get a grip on the glass bottle and "splash"!
You either didn't read my reply or you are a non-noticer....
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"