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  1. 02-07-2016, 02:44 PM #1
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    Winning the lottery

    At breakfast, the husband asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."

    "Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch......
    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
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  2. 02-07-2016, 02:49 PM #2
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    hehehehe^...true!
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    WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
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  4. 02-07-2016, 03:36 PM #4
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    I'd have told her I won $6 and would give her $3.
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