Cat haters ... just move along ... there's nothing to see here!

[Thumper]

We've been feeding a stray cat for months and he's become pretty much approachable now. We've been through this routine a bazillion times. We feed them, get them comfortable with coming regularly at feeding time, then we set a trap, catch 'em, and take them down to the SPCA to get spayed/neutered and have their shots.

Well, we've been feeding one for a while now and he's become pretty friendly. We can pet him as he eats and have even picked him up a few times (not held, just lifted him up and put him back down). He's developing into a pretty decent cat and has never shown any aggressiveness at all toward the couple of cats we let out during the day. Soooo, the time has come to have him checked out and "fixed" before bringing him back "home".

I set the trap Saturday night. Released the neighbor's cat Sunday morning. (Didn't take a pic)

I set the trap Sunday night. Released a Bluejay Monday morning.


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Reset the trap last night and had this guy this morning.


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I'm on a roll. Kinda.

[Big Muddy]

"""""He's developing into a pretty decent cat...."""""


Cap, or Sky, or myself coulda "developed" that cat for you a lot cheaper.

[BarryBobPosthole]

You got a license to trap those animals, mister? What kind of reward does Operation Game Thief pay in Florida these days?

Thumper: the great pussy hunter.

BKB

[Thumper]

It'd be just my luck to get busted for trapping without a license.

At least I'm into catch & release. Gonna take the 'possum down the street to a wooded area to release him.

[Captain]

This is just wrong on SO many levels.
First off you never catch the same cat twice. If you do YOU are not doing it right. Second take the possum down the road and release him and he will beat you back to the house.
Rule number two. NEVER catch the same possum twice.
City people.....

[Chicken Dinner]

I think I would have released that nasty-assed possum down by the neighborhood lake after having submerged the cage for about five minutes.

[Thumper]

So shoot me. I'm an animal lover and I don't plan on eatin' the nasty thing (although I HAVE eaten 'possum before).
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Besides, Lynn would KILL me if she found out. (I HATE 'possums! They remind me of giant rats ... and I HATE rats!)

[airbud7]

Reset the trap last night and had this guy this morning.


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That's one fucking ugly cat^.....

[Thumper]

We've decided to stick the cage back in the garage and simply pick him up and try to get him into a carrier.

[Captain]

We've decided to stick the cage back in the garage and simply pick him up and try to get him into a carrier.

Be sure to video that.

[Thumper]

And YOU be sure to Bite Me!

[Big Skyz]

Slickest transport product I've ever seen for a cat. Ideal for taking them anywhere and especially to and from the vet.

[Chicken Dinner]

I'm with Cappy. When that cat gets hold of Jim, it's gonna put those Angry Grandpa videos to shame. Pure YouTube gold, I tell ya!

Be sure to video that.

[Thumper]

Naaaa, I have a calming effect with cats. Just call me the "Cat Whisperer".

[BarryBobPosthole]

Thumper, this might satisfy your travel bug and provide an exciting new revenue opportunity.

Check it out! You'll love the background colors too. This deal was made for you!

BKB
http://www.porcinefund.com/catranch/catranchx.htm

[Arty]

Thumper hunting pussy and catching a possum.... Isn't that Sorta like hunting a young Thai girl and catching a dude with his balls taped up in his ass crack?

[Thumper]

Youse dufes need to line up ... I'll supply the stools.

[Captain]

I think YOU ought to get the stool for even making a post about a damn stray cat. Do t you have a .22 around there somewhere?

[Thumper]

Nope. Curt has bof'em. But I won't go there. :-(

[Captain]

You got any more shit you want to give away?

[BarryBobPosthole]

Got any more pocket knives?

BKb

[airbud7]

Naaaa, I have a calming effect with cats. Just call me the "Cat Whisperer".

[Arty]

You got any more shit you want to give away?

Ammo maybe?