Trust me. I can relate very much. Sitting at my desk working away. I could be in my kayak on the upper potomac in less than 30 minutes including all prep time. 40 minutes to the Shenandoah.
But nooooooooooooooo
So what kind of Kayak? Been looking but a mans head will spin with all the options and styles out there
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"