When it comes to eating, I believe in "Work Smart, Not Hard"!
Youse dufes have at it, I'll be getting laid after supper while you bozos are still sucking on those things.
No shit. Years ago, we had a sign in the terminal (central office) that said "Work smarder, not harder". I still think its one of the funniest thngs I've seen.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"