Key West... flats fishin'. We had gone on a diving trip down there and my buddy and are were in 30 feet of water. Multiple large schools of HUGE Tarpon kept swimming circles around us... one huge Tarpon broke from the circle, swam right up to me and my buddy (we were sitting on the bottom watching the action) and stopped about 18" from our faces and just stared us down. When we came up a few minutes later the conversation went like this:

Me: "we need to book a...
Him: "I'm calling as soon as we get to the dive boat"
Me: "I'm pretty sure the wives were planning to..."
Him: "fuck 'em, we're going tonight"
Me:

I guess it's pretty clear why we're friends