But I'm still better looking than Thumper....
So today I have to be at BPS at noon. I come up early and there is a restaurant called Sticky Fingers right beside the shop. They open at 11 and I can eat and then go on in.
I get there a few minutes early and go in and order. I'm the only person in the place. About the time my food gets there a couple comes in with two crumb-crunchers about 7 and 8, both boys. And with about 50 open tables in the whole place the gal sits them in the booth right beside me.
Now both the boys are yelling like they are across the hayfield from each other the whole time. Then the Michael Jackson song ABC,123 comes on the speakers and both the boys get in the isle between us and start dancing and jumping around to the point they hit my table a couple of times.
So instead of saying anything I break out my trusty iPhone and Google Eddie Murphy RAW and find the video and cut the speakers wide open.
Needless to say Mom and Dad got up and moved the hell raisers across the place. Dad gave me a glance as they were moving and I said "don't say a GD thing to me bud"
It would not have taken much for me to have gone postal...