I just returned from a couple of estate sales and Lynn called to tell me not to forget about tonight. Huh?? Ummm, I guess I already forgot ... what's going on tonight? All I hear is, "DUFUS!! We have VIP passes to the Miss Florida Pageant tonight!!!"
I have no clue what a VIP does at one'a these things, but I do know there's a VIP dinner after the pageant! THAT'S what I'm going for! (and maybe the swimsuit competition if they still have that these days)
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
Very Impotent Person!
Free dinner and hotties in bathing suits aside, I think I'd rather be home falling asleep in the sofa...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke
Ha! Hotties in bathing suits and a free dinner is the only reason I'm going!
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
Oh yeah ... and BITE ME Hombre!
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
Damn auto correct I meant important person
Don't forget to wear a suit. If you's gonna be impotent, you's betta dress impotenf.
BKB
that would be a jumpsuit and deck shoes wouldn't it
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Youse dufes are just jealous. I guess I need to clean my ears though ... or pay better attention. It seems she said TOMORROW night, not tonight. Duh! I may have to file an official protest though ... the Daytona race is tomorrow night.
We may have a conflict of interest here.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
No offense, but I think I'd rather be at the beauty pageant...Originally Posted by Thumper
Youse dufes are just jealous. I guess I need to clean my ears though ... or pay better attention. It seems she said TOMORROW night, not tonight. Duh! I may have to file an official protest though ... the Daytona race is tomorrow night. We may have a conflict of interest here.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke
Ahhhh, but SOMEDAY you'll discover the finer things in life! 'Course, all I have to do is remember what the races are called these days. The July 4th race has been the Firecracker 400 for most of my life. I FINALLY caught up and started calling it the Pepsi 400 a few years back. Lately it's been Coke Zero ... who knows what it'll be called by time I start calling it by it's present name. I always seem to be behind. I prefer to just call it the July 4th race!
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
I've always loved this race. Part daytime part nighttime. The one Junior won after his Daddy died made me cry.
BKB
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