I can't remember all the rules we had at Elk Camp but here are a few.

We were the camp of the High Tech Red Neck.

#1 If you can't cook stay out of the Kitchen.

#2 Elk have Antlers not Saddles.

#3 If you want room service go to town.

#4 Rodeos and horse wrecks happen.

#5 Howling at the moon is allowed after dark.

#6 Doing dishes ain't optional.