Dead battery??? Flat tire??? What kinda ghetto rig are youse dufes fishin' out'ta? Oh, and nice TRY on the striper pics, but we ain't idiots. You take a pic of the only Striper ya' caught all day, put a kid's size 3 shoe next to it for a size reference, then flip it over on it's OTHER side for another pic, then try to convince us it's TWO fish! You should'a just stayed home.

Oh yeah ..... and BITE ME B/S!