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    Hump Day Funny

    A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.....Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

    Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

    After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

    'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems.

    First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

    The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your tits.'

    She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'
    Viva Renaldo!

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    Since it's hump day, I just had to throw this one in:

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    And, btw, Obama only has 118 days, remaining in office.
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    Does that mean you'll stop counting when Mrs. Clinton takes over for him?
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicken Dinner View Post
    Does that mean you'll stop counting when Mrs. Clinton takes over for him?
    That would be funnier if it weren't true...
    If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.

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    Ha ha ha! Good one P-hole ... I saw the punch line coming from the beginning ... but have to admit, the REAL punch line was the "goatee" ... that one blind-sided me!
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicken Dinner View Post
    Does that mean you'll stop counting when Mrs. Clinton takes over for him?
    Ain't gonna happen.
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