Reminds me of a very old joke about God asking Adam one day where Eve was, to which he replied "Down in the river taking a bath". To which God exclaimed "Damn, now all the fish are gonna want to smell like pussy."
That's taken from Two Corinthians somethingorother. BKB
Ha! Yep, that IS an old one, but I think you added a couple words that kinda mess up the meaning. I don't think the "want to" is supposed to be in there.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"