We need a foundation....

[Big Muddy]

Let's start a Good Hunting Foundation, sorta like the Clinton Foundation....Thump can be in charge, and dole out the money....anyone here who wants to get married, can get their wedding paid for, including living expenses, and tax payments, just like Chelsea did....conversely, if you just wanna get divorced, just tell Thump to write a check.

Hunting and fishing trips, lavish vacations, and golfing with celebrities???....no problem, Thump will cut you a check....however, it will take a meeting of the Secret Committee, if you wanna buy some hookers or big cuban cigars....Thump will prolly need to hide that under the heading of "miscellaneous entertainment."

'Course, Thump will need a salary for all that hard work....I suggest a salary of $500K, and all the snotty squid and deep-fried crickets he can eat....oh yeah, and a lifetime supply of cat food.

Sound ridiculous???....not really....I'm sure if the Clinton Foundation is "thoroughly" investigated, a buncha ridiculous sheeit will be discovered.