About 3 weeks ago I bought a ticket from the Friends of the NRA. It lets you win a gun a day for the month of Oct. Your ticket number has to be the same as the Michigan Daily Lottery Number.
Well , today my number was drawn.
I won a Taurus Judge 410/45 Colt revolver. It's on hold for me at my LGS, will wait till the end of the month to pick it up as your number stays active the entire month and with 25 days left, maybe it'll hit again.
I have no idea what I'll do with it, but they sell for around $500.
See, it pays to be a educated, good looking, conservative, Christian family man who's high school girlfriends know enough to keep it to themselves.