Has is not dawned on everyone to just revert back to the old practice of using only one sheet of toilet paper to wipe your but???
It takes a little practice, but it worked for the grunts, during WW2.
Plus, it's hard to find a Sears catalog these days and I need Cabela's for reading material. I suppose we could revert to corn cobs, but they're a bit rough on the hemorrhoids.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"