transporter I'll be sure to send you my prison address so you can send me letters because I'd sure be there. I'm torn betwixt the notion that dumbassery and smartassery are 1st cousins if not brothers. Either way, if I could transport I'd slap the spit out of some of both. For instance, yesterday my wife got wasp stung so I went online to look at home remedies for the pain and several time one answer kept popping up......avoid being stung. Well DUH.

Then I went on a Snapper forum to try to locate the proper belt size for my lawn mower. Guess what the most popular answer was? That's right, look in your manual. Look buddy, just because you're stupid doesn't mean everyone else is. If I had the manual I wouldn't be online wanting to slap dumbasses like you. I tell a lie, I always want to do that.

When I worked I suffered road rage, now I suffer from net-rage.

Where's Captain Trips when you need him?