One time a GW stopped a man and a woman in a boat. The man was fishing, the woman was reading a book.

He found more than double the legal limit of fish, and began to write both of them a ticket. The lady said "You cannot write me a ticket. I was not fishing".

The GW said "Ma'am, you are in the area, you have motive, you have all the right equipment, and I believe you were fishing". She said "If you write me a ticket, I will scream ATTEMPTED RAPE and press charges against you for the same".

The GW said "MA'AM!! I haven't touched you! What are you talking about?"

The lady said "Sir, you are in the area, you have motive, you have all the right equipment, and I believe you were attempting it".

The GW closed his ticket book and left.....................