Your package is being shipped today .... BUT ... there's a slight chance it may end up in Possumtrot, Kentucky or someplace similar. I guess my printer started running out of ink as I was printing the shipping label and the barcode came out a bit on the weak side. I hope it doesn't trip up the Post Office scanner. If it ain't there by Monday, send out a search party!

P.S. I hope your letter carrier ain't a 97 lb. weakling 'cause I slipped in some extra goodies for you. Since I shipped it flat rate ... I didn't want to leave any molecules of unused space in there. It's HEAVY!