Lynn doesn't do mornings very well ... ESPECIALLY Monday mornings!

I just called her office to inform her she left her cell phone on the kitchen table this morning. She said, "That's nothing ... I just noticed I'm wearing one black shoe and one brown one!"

She's gonna suffer the humility for a few hours, then I'll be meeting her for lunch with a special delivery (a BROWN shoe and a cell phone).

P.S. Confession time: I had a VERY important meeting in L.A. once ... I wore a nice suit, a pair of highly polished shoes, some nice bling (hey, it was the 80's) ... and when I arrived at the conference room, noticed I was wearing one blue and one black sock!