Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.

It contained a parachute, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a ‘Bush’s Fault’ poster, a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster, a ‘Tax the Rich’ poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a free Koran, instructions on how to correctly bow to our Chinese overlords, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my rear. All directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.