Ha, ya'll take it easy on old Bill.....he just turned 65 y.o., last month.....like one of my old fishing buddies told me once, when I kidded him about being a tottering old fart, and day'um near capsized the boat, while he was taking a hershey-squirt-crap outta the back of my boat ----"Just keep on living, you little turd, and somebody will be wiping your ass for you, too, when you get my age."
He ruined a perfectly good crappie hole, that day.