If your birthday is Feb 13, do you get laid on both your birthday and Valentines Day?
Asking for a friend.
BKB
If your birthday is Feb 13, do you get laid on both your birthday and Valentines Day?
Asking for a friend.
BKB
Viva Renaldo!
As old as most of the GH'ers are around this place, getting laid on the 13th and 14th would prolly result in getting buried on the 15th.
Southern Gentleman
Dang Muddy! It’d be my luck our anniversary would be on the 15th. Would it be ok if I got laid on the 13th thru the 15th, and wait to croak on the 16th?
I tried to get some this morning and she said Grrrr ...so I said fuck it/ I don't won't any eather...(or is it neather?)....eather way
grumpy old woman I tell ya!
Edit: glad I didn't take some viagra/...we might be old but we got the best years a man could ever live in...god help the kids/ Lol
Last edited by airbud7; 02-14-2018 at 02:18 PM.
Would the mortician charge extra for the big smile on his face?
BKb
Viva Renaldo!
“ No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave”
James Burg, An Enquiry into, Public Errors, Defects and Abuses 1775
I believe SOMEBODY here needs to go find their tall stool.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
So the fella needs to get on a stool to pitch? Are you that tall?
Actually, I AM tall. That’s why you’re gonna need that stool ... but I won’t be catchin’.
I can definitely provide an answer to that question.
I am just now able to respond because I've been a little busy the past couple of days.
"Never try to fight an Old Dude. If you win, there's no glory; if you lose, your reputation is shot."
Well???
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
My sister and BIL's anniversary was on the 13th. The day after Valentine's Day, she questioned him and asked if he's forgotten anything. He drew a total blank! When she informed him she didn't get flowers ... or at minimum, a card for either their anniversary OR Valentine's Day, he immediately went into damage control mode. They're leaving on a cruise on the 25th and he said he thought that would be her gift to cover BOTH days. It didn't fly. I talked to him yesterday and he said he didn't even get a blow job.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain