If your birthday is Feb 13, do you get laid on both your birthday and Valentines Day?
Asking for a friend.
BKB
If your birthday is Feb 13, do you get laid on both your birthday and Valentines Day?
Asking for a friend.
BKB
Viva Renaldo!
As old as most of the GH'ers are around this place, getting laid on the 13th and 14th would prolly result in getting buried on the 15th.![]()
Southern Gentleman
Dang Muddy! It’d be my luck our anniversary would be on the 15th. Would it be ok if I got laid on the 13th thru the 15th, and wait to croak on the 16th?![]()
I tried to get some this morning and she said Grrrr ...so I said fuck it/ I don't won't any eather...(or is it neather?)....eather way
grumpy old woman I tell ya!
Edit: glad I didn't take some viagra/...we might be old but we got the best years a man could ever live in...god help the kids/ Lol
Last edited by airbud7; 02-14-2018 at 02:18 PM.
Would the mortician charge extra for the big smile on his face?
BKb
Viva Renaldo!
“ No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave”
James Burg, An Enquiry into, Public Errors, Defects and Abuses 1775
I believe SOMEBODY here needs to go find their tall stool.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
So the fella needs to get on a stool to pitch? Are you that tall?
Actually, I AM tall. That’s why you’re gonna need that stool ... but I won’t be catchin’.![]()
I can definitely provide an answer to that question.
I am just now able to respond because I've been a little busy the past couple of days.![]()
"Never try to fight an Old Dude. If you win, there's no glory; if you lose, your reputation is shot."
Well???
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
My sister and BIL's anniversary was on the 13th. The day after Valentine's Day, she questioned him and asked if he's forgotten anything. He drew a total blank! When she informed him she didn't get flowers ... or at minimum, a card for either their anniversary OR Valentine's Day, he immediately went into damage control mode. They're leaving on a cruise on the 25th and he said he thought that would be her gift to cover BOTH days. It didn't fly. I talked to him yesterday and he said he didn't even get a blow job.![]()
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain