Ha ha ha! Trav, ol' Muddy sounds like a typical fisherman who doesn't want you snooping around his crappie holes!

Lemme break this down here: (minus a few commas)

1) "... crowded ... lots of yankees ... azzholes and will literally crowd you out and fish 2 feet from you"

2) (Go to Roy's store and see Pam) 'Course "she was badly beaten and robbed in the store a few years ago"

3) "... lake is treacherous when the wind is blowing and the weather ho's are predicting up to 3 inches of rain and severe weather both Thursday and Friday"

I "think" he's telling you to take your ass .... errr, azz on home and stay away from his dang crappie!