I went in to see my VA doc today for my regularly scheduled check-up. My first stop is always with his nurse and she takes all my vitals ... weight, BP, temp, etc. and asks all the usual questions about my general health and if there have been any changes since my last check up. She enters all that into the computer, then the doc comes to take me into his office. Well, I show up today and ... wow! It seems Doc has a new nurse. A younger (late 20's maybe?), gorgeous blonde! Ok, she goes through all the usual procedure, then when she got to the "have there been any changes" part, I thought, "Oh shit ... here we go." I informed her of my trip to the ER last week 'cause one of "the boys" was swollen and painful. Ok, that wasn't so bad, but she asked if the treatment (antibiotics) is helping and I informed her ... here we go again ... that the pain is a lot less now, but instead of just one of my 'nads being swollen as big as a hen's egg, my WHOLE nutsack is swollen (I used the term scrotum actually). At my age, it didn't affect me much, but I couldn't help but think back to my younger years when this sort of conversation would be a little embarrassing and "uncomfortable". Anyway, I got through that ok and went back to noticing how good looking she is!
Ok, I cleared that hurdle, she leaves the office and informs me the doc will be with me in just a few. Alright, all is going well and we get through the annual exam with no real problems, then he asks me about my trip to the ER and has me fill him in on what all transpired. I told him all about it and he said he wanted to take a look but needed an observer. I guess when they play with your package, they need a witness in case I should claim he's a fag and was "touching me inappropriately" or sumpin' ... just a CYA procedure they follow. He leaves the office for a couple mins and returns with .... you guessed it ... BLONDIE! Ok, SHE"S the one who has to witness this? She's standing there and he takes a seat in front of me, asks me to lift my shirt and drop my drawers, then told me to hold my dingus out of the way while he proceeds to play with my boys ... with an observant witness of course. No biggie I suppose, it was just a weird afternoon. So, how did YOUR day go?
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Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole
