Ha ha ha! Good point! Heck, I actually remember the (literal) "gov't cheese" but have no real clue ... do they still have that? It was like a big ol' 5-lb. block of Velveeta. Not bad really! We used to have a neighbor who got the stuff (Welfare I think) and it was way too much for her, so she'd give it to us. Mom used to make grilled cheese sammiches for us 6 kids with the stuff.