He done fucked up now.
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He done fucked up now.
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If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
Some people pee their names in the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
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A bullet proof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection
“ No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave”
James Burg, An Enquiry into, Public Errors, Defects and Abuses 1775
The boogeyman looks under his bed at night to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them
“ No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave”
James Burg, An Enquiry into, Public Errors, Defects and Abuses 1775
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
“ No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave”
James Burg, An Enquiry into, Public Errors, Defects and Abuses 1775
Chuck Norris doesn't call a wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
The reason there are no real signs of life on Mars is that Chuck Norris has already been there.
and my favorite:
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
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