I know you uneducated types don't like Indy Car racing or racing in general, but May is definitely my favorite month of the year. The Speedway opens this weekend for practice for the 97th Indy 500. Hopefully I can make it down for a practice day, but if not, I'll be going to the 500 for the 32nd time this year. I first went with my Dad in 1981 and only missed the 1985 race since then. Can't imagine doing anything else on Memorial Day weekend.
By the way, Kribbs, before you say it, I dare you to call this Indy Car driver a pussy. I think he'd still be able to kick some serious ass even as old as he is.