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  1. 05-14-2013, 04:21 PM #1
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    Romantic wife....sorta brings a tear to your eye....

    A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

    """If you are sleeping, send me your dreams,
    If you are laughing, send me your smile,
    If you are eating, send me a bite,
    If you are drinking send me a sip,
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you!"""

    The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, """I am on the shitter. Please advise."""
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  2. 05-14-2013, 04:29 PM #2
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    Damn you. That resulted in sweet tea ending up in my nasal passage.
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    Hahahahaha
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    Ha! Good one!
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