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    The great duck race

    This afternoon a baby duck was spotted running around the parking lot. One of the secretaries asked if I'd help her catch it, so I thought sure why not. Imagine a 50+, 250 lb+ man chasing a six inch duck with Usain Bolt speed around the parking lot. The secretary, being much smarter than me, stood still and let me chase the duck to her, just reached down and picked it up. I had no idea that a duck could generate that kind of foot speed.
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    Check on youtube, I bet someone was standing around with a phone recording the whole thing.
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