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    Either a Hilarious Joke or a Sad, Sad Commentary

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    It is both.

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    A friend of mine (the Chief of Police of Trent Woods NC) lives in the area and emailed that to me within a day or so of it coming out. I thought I posted it here back then but maybe I just emailed it on to some of you dufes around here.
    It's sad what some folks THINK they know.
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    That HAS to be a joke ... (I hope)

    I totally cracked up toward the end ... being delivered by C-section means you're not a "natural born" citizen! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

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    people are actually that stupid. The fact that they watch reality TV is all the proof one needs
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    Quote Originally Posted by quercus alba View Post
    people are actually that stupid. The fact that they watch reality TV is all the proof one needs
    Ah yes... Have you never watched Jerry Springer. His show highlights a LOT of DingDong supporters...

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    I can't watch that show. Saw it once and it made me sick to my stomach that we actually are a society of stupid people.
    Those people don't care about this country. All they care about is having sex, giving birth to more uneducated children and living off the government.
    Nothing else matters!!
    It's time to sterilize stupid people.

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    90% of my tv is jeopardy, NCIS and college sports. 10% is an occasional movie or maybe the history channel. I don't watch any news or so called reality tv.
    "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
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    What???, you don't watch Mountain Men, Swamp People, or the Duck Commander???
    Shame on your, QA.
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    You forgot:

    Life Below Zero
    Swamp Loggers
    Hillbilly Blood

    There was one, that just finished, about an Alaskan Frontier Family.

    I watch the ones you already listed too.
    I like Swamp People.

    Ice Road Truckers just started again too
    Last edited by Sunshine; 06-18-2013 at 02:38 AM.

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    No reality tv as in zero, zip, nada
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    What was that line from Forrest Gump?

    Oh yes........

    Stupid is as stupid does!!!!
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    I really, REALLY believe this thing was written, with tongue planted firmly in cheek, by a Conservative ripping on the Liberals ... at least I sure HOPE it was. Otherwise, refer to Mr. Crow9's previous post.

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