...are bastards.
BKB
No baby-daddies??
HOT bath, 1/2 baking soda, 1/2 salt, tons of each.........sit in it.
They'll come marching off in single file. Have a 'friend' wipe 'em up with a damp tissue, and flush.
You're welcome.
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Set your pubes on fire and when those little bastards try to make a run for it, stab 'em with an ice pick! You're welcome.
I don't have 'em that bad. Just a few. The little bastards snuck up on me.
BKB
Juvenile mites.
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Ya' sure they ain't crabs?
Problem is they only itch AFTER they've fed on ya and left.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trombiculidae