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    Hey Mr. Niner!

    Could you do a small favor for me bud? I just received an important e-mail. If you'd be so kind as to run by the airport and pick up a package for me, I'd be glad to give you $1,000,000 for your time and a bit of gas money.

    Hello,

    I am O.G Edwards, a senior officer at Hartsfield Atlanta International Airport USA. I have contacted you regarding an abandoned diplomatic consignment box and the x-ray scan report box revealed some US dollar bill in it which could be approximately 12.5million dollars and the official paper of the box indicates your contact details. To confirm you as the authentic beneficiary, do send me your full name, your home address, your home/mobile tel number and the nearest airport close to you.

    For your information, the box was abandoned by the diplomat who was on transit to your city because he was not able to pay the Hartsfield Atlanta International Airport clearance fee of 3,800 dollars. I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned box so that we can transact this as a deal and share the total money 70% for you and 30% for me. As soon as I get the requested detail from you for verification, I will pay the clearance fee and make arrangement for the box to be delivered to you which can be concluded within 4-6 hours after confirmation is made and upon your acceptance and willingness to co-operate. All communication must be held extremely confidential to ensure a successful delivery. Send your response to my private email address (mr.oliveredwards@yahoo.com.my). I will give you a call after my confirmation.

    Regards

    Oliver

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    Sure thing, my good friend. I shall be most happy to ensure compliance of your good fortune.

    Since I will be carrying such a large sum of US dollars, I suppose I should bring my gun with me. After all, I wouldn't want your big sum to get into the wrong hands.
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    Ha! That dang Tasha Mosley sounds like a real sweetheart ... NOT!

    Oh, and thanks for the favor. You're a good guy!

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