2/3 of you don't like politics and won't discuss it., YUP, HARD TO CHANGE MINDS OF ANY OF THESE GUYS.

1/2 of you don't like sports. YUP, PRO SPORTS SUCK, COLLEGE IS A LITTLE BETTER EXCEPT FOR SOCCER OR GOLF

1/2 of you don't like Nascar.YUP, YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF WHAT'S THE ENJOYMENT OF WATCHING CARS THAT LOOK THE SAME GOING AROUND IN A CIRCLE, OLD NASCAR WAS MUCH BETTER

1/2 of you don't like cooking. YUP, THAT'S WHY WE GOT MARRIED

1/2 of you have quit hunting. YUP, EXCEPT FOR 2 DAYS A YEAR

Some of you don't even fish. YUP, BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY EITHER.