Depressed wife
The wife was standing and looking at herself in the mirror. She said " Honey I'm overweight, my face is getting wrinkled and my hair is getting grey." She turned toward her husband and said, " Say something positive about me, to make me feel better."
The husband looked at her and said " You have perfect vision."
WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
Or the classic Gomer Pyle (Jim Nabors) compliment....."for a fat girl you don't sweat much"
BKB
I thought y'all girls didn't like getting lied too...Originally Posted by Sunshine
The answer should have been:" I love you more each day we are together." Them grab her and give her a big kiss and hug!
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
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