I could not begin to even tell you what a plant pathologist is!
My input is "I'm fat and eat lots of stuff".
Lord - I got on the scale today for the first time in a couple years. I have to lose 20 pounds to get back to where I thought I was too heavy.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
I have no clothes. This is serious. I need thumper ' s hand me downs
lol.. Ah - the "jar". Back when we had the bar.. I spent much of the first few years as "night" bartender. Because we were also a restaurant (at least until 9:00 pm, or so), we tried to hold the f-bombs down to a minimum. Had a gal, late 20s, nurse.. who couldn't tell you what color the sky was without dropping the bomb. I warned her a night or two ahead I was establishing a "jar". First night - first bomb - "I said that will be a quarter." In typical "kid" smart-ass mode, she threw me a fiver and said, "let me know when I've used that up." "Ha-Ha" - grin - grin -elbow her buddy. *Then* in a stroke of brilliance, I told the rest of the crowd, when we got enough in the jar to buy the house a round, we'd drink it up. (Not just her - anyone) So now, I have 30 people listening instead of just me. About a short hour I said, "Five's gone - that will be a quarter." She threw me another five. "Ha-Ha- Har- Har." About an hour.. I needed more money. She says, "You know, this is getting to where it's not so funny anymore." Took about three nights and I never broke her 100% - but I got down to where I was only making a buck or less a night.
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If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
lol.. Yeah - well that's been 25 years ago.. Nothing's cheap anymore.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
I knew there was a reason I instantly bonded with nofuckingtill right the fuck away. I'm going to get my quarters, Sunny. Chill.
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
I never quite got "numb" to it. I'd say I'd rather not see it used in polite company - but with the "younger" crowd, the gals are every bit as bad - or worse. I personally use it occasionally - for emphasis - I'd say "shock value" but that ship has sailed.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
From GMOs to swearing. Sex can't be far behind.
BKB
If you keep a bag of beans under the bed, and put a bean into a jar everytime you have sex for the first year......then after the first year take a bean out of the jar each time.....you will die with beans in the jar.
Close Bucky ... but the your wording is a bit off.
If you keep a bag of beans under the bed, and put a bean into a jar everytime you have sex for the first year......then after the first year take a bean out of the jar each time..... IF YOU'RE MARRIED, you will die with beans in the jar.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
Ummm, makes sense to me.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
uh - yep - me too.. Clear as a bell
I like sex.. wife doesn't.. took her 44 years but I think she's going to win...
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
So roughly, as I try to grasp where y'all are comeing from. how many times do you think you did it the first year ?
More than all the rest combined!
Even if you used just 20 years as the length of the marriage, if you did it once a week over that remaining 19 years, you'd do it 988 times. To beat that, the first year you'd have to do it 2.7 times a day EVERY single day of the year. Drop that to once a month over the 19 and you'd still have a hard time doing it every single day like you'd have to in order to beat that.
I think you're full of shit.
BKB
i'm still searching for something Bucky said that I can agree with. i'm running out of time.
BKB
Geezz! We cant pretend or have fun around here with you two bubble busters!!!!
I liked it better when they were fighting.. Thump and Big Sky too, for that matter.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
An average of 2.7 times/day is about normal ... isn't it?
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain