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    A Good One

    I know you guys get these too. But i thought this one was so over the top it was funny.

    ATTENTION MY DEAR,


    THIS IS TO NOTIFY TO YOU CONCERNING YOUR ATM CARD THAT ARE LEFT IN OUR CUSTODY,WHICH YOURS
    IS INCLUSIVE BESIDES, YOU WERE GIVEN A BILL OF $100.00 US DOLLAR,IN ORDER TO DELIVER YOUR EXPECTING ATM CARD TO YOUR ADDRESS......

    HENCE, OUR COMPANY FEDEX IS NOW OFFERING A SPECIAL BONUS TO HELP ALL OUR CUSTOMERS THAT
    ARE HAVING THEIR ATM CARD HERE IN OUR CUSTODY DUE TO DELIVERY PRICES. IN ORDER WORDS, WE
    ARE NOW REQUESTING THAT THOSE INVOLVE SHOULD PAY ONLY THE SUM OF $100. 00 U.S DOLLAR TO
    RECEIVE THEIR ATM CARD THAT LEFT ABANDONED IN OUR CUSTODY.

    BESIDES, MY DEAR, THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO COMPLY AND YOUR ATM CARD WILL BE SEND
    TO YOUR DESGINATED ADDRESS.
    BUT REMEMBER THAT AFTER (3 DAYS) YOU DID NOT MAKE THE PAYMENT THEN OUR COMPANY FEDEX WILL
    DIVERT YOUR ATM CARD TO GOVERNMENT FUND, TO AVOID ANY PROBLEM OR WE WILL CANCEL THE SHIPMENT OF YOUR CARD FOR THIS YEAR, UNTILL NEXT YEAR.

    WHY WE DECEIDED TO HELP ALL OUR CUSTOMERS BEFORE WE MOVE THIS CARD TO GOVERNMENT IS
    BECAUSE, WE WANT THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO RECEIVE WHAT BELONGS TO THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE MANY
    SCAMMERS AND ATM CARD COMING TO OUR OFFICE FOR US TO DELIVER TO THEIR FAMILY AND FRIENDS,
    BUT MOST OF THE ATM CARD ARE FAKE AND JUST TO SCAM INNOCENT PEOPLE BUT WE FOUND YOURS REAL
    AND IS WELL CONFIRMED.

    SO BE ADVISE YOU TO SEND THE $100.00 IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE WILL REGISTER YOUR ATM CARD AND SHIP OUT TO YOUR DESTINATION AND WE WILL SEND YOU TRACKING CODE SO THAT, YOU CAN
    MONITOR AND TRACK YOUR ATM CARD BEFORE GETTING TO YOUR ADDRESS,THERE IS NO TIME AGAIN FOR YOU.

    PLEASE, WE WANT YOU TO RESEND US YOUR SHIPPING DETAILS SUCH AS BELOW, TO AVOID AND MISTAKES

    OR SENDING ANOTHER PERSON CARD TO YOU.....

    1.FULL NAMES:....
    2.ADDRESS:........
    3.City:...........
    4.State:...........
    5.Email Address:.....
    6.Postcode:..........
    7.Country:............
    8.SEX:.................
    9.TELEPHONE NUMBER:.....
    10. THE NAME OF THE ATM CARD YOU ARE EXPECTING.......

    THE MOMENT I RECEIVE YOUR SHIPPING DETAILS AND EVERYTHING IS RIGHT, I WILL EMAIL YOU THE

    PAYMENT DETAILS TO MAKE THE TRANSFER, TO ENABLE US PROCEED ASAP.

    HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

    REGARDS

    MR.SPINELLI N. Carlo.

    MAIL: fedex.courier18@aol.com

    FORIGN OPERATION MANAGER FEDEX COURIER SERVICE OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC.​

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    The sad part is there are probably a bazillion idiots in the world who will fall for it!

    That has to be one of the worst I've seen. Sheeesh!

    This is my favorite part:

    WHY WE DECEIDED TO HELP ALL OUR CUSTOMERS BEFORE WE MOVE THIS CARD TO GOVERNMENT IS
    BECAUSE, WE WANT THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO RECEIVE WHAT BELONGS TO THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE MANY
    SCAMMERS AND ATM CARD COMING TO OUR OFFICE FOR US TO DELIVER TO THEIR FAMILY AND FRIENDS,
    BUT MOST OF THE ATM CARD ARE FAKE AND JUST TO SCAM INNOCENT PEOPLE BUT WE FOUND YOURS REAL
    AND IS WELL CONFIRMED.
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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