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    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) johnboy's Avatar
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    A kid story

    Does this remind you of someone we know?



    My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

    My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

    I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

    He said they love animals very much.

    I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

    I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

    She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

    Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

    Guess where the fuck I am now...

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    good one!

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    Does this remind you of someone we know?
    No clue.
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    No clue.
    Must be me couse I love fried chicken

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    Yep that would be a young Thumper

    Reminds me of when I was in the third grade and was late to school one morning the teacher asked me why I was late coming to school that day. I told her I had to take the cow down the road so she could get bred. The teacher asked me if my Dad could have done that. I told her yep but he was not registered...
    I got sent to the office too.
    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!

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    I likes my fried chicken and Johnboy had witnessed that first hand.

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