Did you just shoot your penis off???.....

[Big Muddy]

Security Guard Shoots Penis Off, Could Face Charges In Trinidad/Tobago
Posted: 01/23/2013 11:26 am EST


"""A 33-year-old security guard in Rio Claro, Trinidad / Tobago was found by police slumped behind his steering wheel on Sunday morning, according to the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian.

Police saw that the guard was bleeding from his groin and they discovered he had a .38 caliber firearm in his right front pocket. Cops determined the man had accidentally shot his penis off.

He was taken to a local hospital where he remains. It's unclear whether medical staff was able to reattach or reassemble the guard's manhood.

To add insult to "the worst injury imaginable," the guard will likely face charges of illegal possession of a firearm because he allegedly didn't have a valid handgun license."""

[LJ3]

I think Bert did that too. But the bullet went thru his hand, first.

[Buckrub]

I'd have to have a mighty small caliber.

[Big Muddy]

I thought I always heard you say that you were a "hunky stud"....my hearing is bad, so maybe you were saying, "stinky mud."

[Buckrub]

Huh? WHAT?

[Arty]

I think Bert did that too. But the bullet went thru his hand, first.

Now THAT'S funny.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Hahahahaha!

BURN!

BKB