I know we have talked about some strange names people have in the past, but my niece and nephew came home from school last week with a new all time low. They had a substitute teacher last week with the name of Dixon Butts. That guys parents should be shot! Talk about a name I would have changed the day I turned 18.
Hahaha, I'll never forget one day when I was working on some project with my grandpa, probably a roofing job or somesuch, and he introduced me to a guy named Harry Cox. After he left, my grandpa winked at me and said, "There comes two women with Harry Cox". For an old preacher he had a great sense of humor. Wish more preachers these days were like him.
BKB
My wife used to work with a gal named Flossy Pitts.
There is a well known family here named Piggee. Lots of 'em.
Some have had first names "Ima, Bea, Ura".............
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We have an Anita Pigg here in Montana.
I had an English teacher named Harry Tuell.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke
I had a customer at the Hollywood, Ca. Cadillac dealership named (Dr.) Royal Payne.
Store 22 miles north of me, years ago, owned by H. Sharp and R. Payne. Little C-store. Sign said "Sharp Payne"......... sorta cool.
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Went to school with a kid with the last name of Miehoff, first name Jack
The older I get, the better I was. I also forget my password and have to have Len reset it for me
My bosses name is Mr. Jass - his first name is Hugh but no one calls him that to his face.
Knew a girl in school named Bonnie Wanda Dick, swear ta god.
Birddog can vouch for me on this one. We worked with a lady named Jean Gobble and she married, you guessed it, a man whose last name was Dick. She didn't hyphenate her name but we all called her Jean Gobble Dick.
BKB
Hada kid at our high school in Indy: Jack Goff. He was a massive weight lifter. No one messed with him, or he'd thump ya big time.
I have a great friend of mine who's name is Robert White and of course everyone calls him Bob.
Have to admit when I first saw the employee list I said, "Yeah right!"
There was a guy had an art supply store in the Iowa City - Used to advertise on the radio all the time - Dick Glick's.. I finally saw it in print one time or I'd never known ther was a G.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
Hahahahaha....you think he gets a lot of folks asking for spelling of that?
Last year up at Dogtooth, there was a new gal at the office when we checked out and she asked for my email address (which they've had for ten years). I told her it was bbruton@cox dot net. She looked up and said "C-O-X?". I just kind of looked at her funny and suddenly she got it. I just had to add ' How do you spell it'. Or maybe I didn't. but I thought it!
BKB
There is an attorney in Monroe I've worked with for 30 years on cases and his name is Dick Long...
Take Care, Captain
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
I can hear his D.I. at roll call in the military ... Long, Dick!Originally Posted by Captain
Richard Weed worked with my Dad, many years ago....every time I met him in my Dad's office, and shook his hand, I had to control my urge to say, "How ya doing "Dick Weed"???
Southern Gentleman
First Vietnamese guy I worked with was named (and I am probably not spelling it right, but this WAS his name, or IS his name).........Huang Long Dong.
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what exactly is a dick weed anyway?
Didn't Larry the Cable guy say something about that?
BKB
I know what it was. He says never mix the dickweeds with the cumquats, or you'll get pussywillows.
BKB
Aw, man, you never called someone a "dick weed"???....that's the ultimate insult....nearly as bad as calling 'em "pencil dick" or "shit for brains", etc.
Southern Gentleman
.... or Needle Dick ... or Bug-Fucker! Yep Eddie, you may be dating yourself ... we used to use the term dickweed quite a bit back in the 60's. I haven't heard it used for many years now.
Bucky, I think that Vietnamese dude has a Chinese bro-in-law named Long Dong Wong.
I worked on a big contract one time with a couple of lawyers from the supplier and their names were - Thrasher and Skinner. I shit you not.
My buddies last name is Dick. I really tried to get him to name his first daughter Anita and his second one Wanda. He wouldn't go for it for some reason. I love to see servers in restaurants squirm when they call out his name for a table. It's not a very common last name around here, but it's not unusual where he's from in Kansas.
Richard Lear of Lear Jet fame named his daughter Shanda.
Also drew a set of plans for a Afro American named Green Moss
The older I get, the better I was. I also forget my password and have to have Len reset it for me
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