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    Cool Beans!

    Just got an eMail from Lynn. Looks like we have reservations at the Hilton in Ft. Meyers tomorrow night and Saturday night. Woo Hoo, a mini-vacation! We like it down there and it's only a 2 1/2 hr. drive ... a nice little get-away. Youse dufes have fun this weekend. I'll hit the estate sales in the morning while Lynn works a 1/2 day, then we'll take off.
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    Oh BOY! Another Monday post about all the nekkid wimmins that wanted you on the beach this weekend.
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    But without any picture proof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckrub View Post
    But without any picture proof.
    Correct
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    Have fun Jimmy! God bless Lynn!
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.

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    This is supposed to be on my boat this weekend. It's my friends new bunny...... woohoo !
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    Ah..... How good a friend is he???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain View Post
    Ah..... How good a friend is he???
    A good one to bring that ! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by No-till Boss View Post
    A good one to bring that ! lol
    No..........what Cappy means is "What caliber weapon would it take to take him out?"..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckrub View Post
    No..........what Cappy means is "What caliber weapon would it take to take him out?"..........
    BINGO!
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    I thought he was asking if the friend was a good enough friend to share!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    I thought he was asking if the friend was a good enough friend to share!
    That's what I was thinkin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    I thought he was asking if the friend was a good enough friend to share!
    That would work too.... :-)
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    Having something like that on the boat would be very distracting.

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    Gotta tell this story. It's a 2nd hand story, told to me by a fishing guide.

    He has a big Ranger, maybe the biggest Ranger they make........if not, I'd hate to see the biggest one. He does almost all his guiding by trolling. Big lake, and he trolls one spot, then FLIES to the other end of the lake and trolls there for a while. So........he has these clients, who are 'engaged'. He said they were young, and in love, and were more interested in smooching than fishing, but still having a ball. He said on one of the trips that he went from one end of the lake to the other, he put it up on plane, but the lowest speed it'd stay on plane (there should be a name for this, this is how I run almost exclusively, like NON-WOT or something).

    Anyway, the girl stood up behind the passenger console and said "Can't this buggy do any better?" and laughed. She put her arms above her head, and the guide slammed it. He said she was wearing a one piece sundress, and in .00392 seconds, it FLEW up over her head and off her, and up in the air about 20 feet, and swoosh, there it went. She had nada on underneath. He said she turned red, stood there literally frozen, and then yelled "OH F*** IT" and started whooping and hollering. He asked her if she wanted him to turn around and go get it, and she said "I don't care. Well, yeah, I guess". He said it took a while to get back to it.
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    Later dufebutts. I'll prolly check in from the beach .... or maybe not!

    Have a good weekend ... all o'youse.
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    Don't let your meat loaf.

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