Even if you used just 20 years as the length of the marriage, if you did it once a week over that remaining 19 years, you'd do it 988 times. To beat that, the first year you'd have to do it 2.7 times a day EVERY single day of the year. Drop that to once a month over the 19 and you'd still have a hard time doing it every single day like you'd have to in order to beat that.

I think you're full of shit.

BKB