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[BarryBobPosthole]

I swear, the longer you chew, the bigger it gets.

[Thumper]

I swear, the longer you chew, the bigger it gets.

Yessir, I think it's the knowledge you're gonna have to swallow it to be polite (as opposed to spitting it out), so you put it off as long as possible, but the longer you wait, the worse it gets. I know I'm in the minority here, but I put raw oysters in the same category. At least they're easier to swallow and you really don't even have to chew.