Rural colloquialisms

[quercus alba]

My latitude would be a lot better if I was sitting in a lawn chair on a beach somewhere with a surf rod propped up in front of me and a cold Mountain Dew in hand

[Buckrub]

My latitude would be a lot better if I was sitting in a lawn chair on a beach somewhere with a surf rod propped up in front of me and a cold Mountain Dew in hand

You think? That's EXACTLY what I was doing till March 13........and they ran me out of the state. I think they're opening it up again. I'd go back, cause they have toilet paper, too, and I don't.......but they had record highs, mid 90's. SO it's STILL the wrong latitude.