Captains Pig Dip Recipe

[quercus alba]

the amount of shine was probably directly proportional to the quality of the pate'

[Thumper]

the amount of shine was probably directly proportional to the quality of the pate'

I'd have to think you re-word that a bit Q/A. I think it should probably read more along the lines of:

"The quality of the pate' is probably directly proportional to the amount of shine consumed."

Kind'a like how much better the "closin' time wimmins" start lookin' after "last call".